a guide on how to not be a shit texter:
- don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
- actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!!
- ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!!
- answer their damn questions!!
- if you have to stop talking, ACTUALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO GO SO THEY AREN’T CONSTANTLY CHECKING THEIR PHONE TO SEE IF YOU ANSWERED
following these easy steps will result in more meaningful conversations and less people being pissed off at you
me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite
me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite
me: *ships them with each other*
Now I know I left tumblr because I escaped me depression and now its back with me again….
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored